Want to escape the crowds?

Perhaps, like the Travelling Frogs, you are native of a densely populated country. In our case England, which vies with the Netherlands for the title of most densely populated country in Europe. Both have around 415 people per square kilometre*, small in comparison with Singapore (7804 per square kilometre) or Hong Kong (6732) but even so…

So maybe when you travel you like to escape the crowds, in which case maybe the best way is to visit Greenland. The world’s biggest island, not only does it have stunning flora and fauna, an ancient culture, glaciers and hot springs, the midnight sun in the summer and hot springs all year round, but it also boasts the lowest population density in the world.  In fact, rounded to the nearest whole number, the number of people per square kilometre amounts to zero. Yes, zero!

*The Dutch are taller, though

Advanced Russian Language

It’s always nice to be able to drop a colloquialism or two into a conversation, isn’t it?

So, if you happen to be conversing in Russian, and think your companion has not heard what you said, you might exclaim “Has a bear trodden on your ear?”. Or, if he or she appears to be talking nonsense, you might admonish them “Don’t make my socks laugh!”

And, in the event that there is a sudden, unexpected silence, you can wow everyone by exclaiming “Oh, another policeman’s just been born”.

Road Safety, Indian Style

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Not, I think you’ll agree, the most reassuring sign you might encounter whilst driving…

Helpful advice is however at hand, as we found on road trips in India. There were reminders: ‘This is a highway, not a runway’, for example, so ‘Be gentle on my curves’. And to make sure you ‘Reach home in peace not in pieces’, make sure you ‘Peep peep don’t sleep’. (Because of course, ‘If you sleep, your family will weep’). Do drive carefully, as ‘Danger lurks where caution shirks’, and ‘Rash causes crash’. Obviously, don’t drink and drive: ‘After drinking whisky, driving is risky’. And please, please don’t drive too fast. ‘Time is money, but life is precious’, ‘Speed thrills but kills’ and, after all, ‘Better be Mr Late than Late Mr’.

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I guess it can all be summed up in the reminder ‘Drive skilfully, live funfully’.

The wit and humour of these signs got their message across and entertained at the same time. On a trip to Darjeeling and Sikkim, our party voted for our favourite road sign. The women voted for ‘Hurry burry spoils the curry’. The men chose ‘Don’t gossip, let him drive’…

Photographs courtesy of Julian Sale

Two for the Price of One

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(Seen on a high street in Oxford, England)

Two stereotypes, that is.

Now, there have been books and papers and articles on the subject of stereotypes, how prevalent they are, how dangerous they may be, etc, etc. So maybe a better term, suggested by anthropologist Kate Fox, is “defining characteristics”. In her wonderful book “Watching the English” she writes about humour, which, she says, is the English “default mode”. We can’t even switch it off (and for the benefit of my non-English friends – I’ve tried, honest I have).

She writes about pets, too: “it is often said that we treat them like people, but this is not true. Have you seen how we treat people? It would be unthinkable to be so cold and unfriendly to an animal”. (By the way, just in case you’re wondering, she does go on to say that she is exaggerating – a bit. Now is that her English humour, or…?)

Postscript: (For information – after a mild winter so far, it has today turned icy). After finishing this post, your intrepid Travelling Frog, wrapped up in scarf and hat and warm coat, ventured out to the shops. And heard the following conversation:

Customer: “It’s so cold today”

Assistant: “Yes, isn’t it.  There’s a calculated vindictiveness about the English weather”

Customer: “There is. Perhaps we should talk about something else”

Assistant: “But we’re English! That’s what we do. We talk about the weather”

Stereotype number three?!

* an entertaining read as well as hugely informative

Happy New Year!

How did you welcome the New Year? Eating twelve grapes (one on each toll of the midnight bell) in Spain? Making as much noise as you possibly could when the clock struck 12 in France? Smashing chipped glasses or crockery against the front doors of your friends in Denmark? Letting off fireworks at the stroke of midnight in Germany? (as people do elsewhere, of course. But the Germans seem to be the most enthusiastic.) Ringing a bell 108 times at a temple in Japan? In Mexico, giving your friends and family a handful of raw lentils each to ensure good fortune?

Or maybe you decided on an early night, and woke up this morning* to greet what Travelling Frogs hope will be, for all, a joyful, healthy, and fulfilling 2019. Whether this year will take you travelling far or near, or on a personal journey,  this traditional Irish blessing says it all:

May the road rise up to meet you.

May the wind be always at your back.

May the sun shine warm upon your face;

the rains fall soft upon your fields,

and until we meet again

May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

 

*(possibly feeling more alert than the late night revellers?)

 

Honesty is the Best Policy

I thought this sign (on a toilet door) in Thailand was honest, nicely decorated too!

It reminded me, too, of some ‘closed’ signs we saw in Moscow.

There was the restaurant that was ‘closed for lunch’, and the shop that was closed ‘for technical reasons’. My all-time favourite, though was another shop, which was ‘closed for unknown reasons’

It’s National Christmas Jumper Day!

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Welcome to the UK’s National Christmas Jumper Day! For those (many) parts of the world where the term is a mystery –  Christmas Jumpers are sweaters that suddenly appear in Britain as the nights start to draw in and thoughts turn to Christmas festivities. Christmas Jumpers pop up everywhere – in schools, in City offices, in shops. Typically knitted in Christmassy colours, reds and greens, and adorned with Christmassy symbols such as reindeer, Santa, jingle bells and the like, there are many variations. Here are some examples (with thanks to our models):

I thought that Christmas jumpers were a uniquely British phenomenon. Until that is, that I saw the news that the World’s Largest Christmas Jumper was recently knitted in Albi, in the South of France.  It measures 8 metres by 5, and weighs more than 800 kilos, so I think you’ll agree that it merits its XXL label. 300 members of local knitting clubs took 3850 hours to hand knit it. It has been exhibited in the town, and submitted for inclusion in the Guinness Book of Records. What a shame it’s unlikely to be worn to any Christmas parties. The plan is to take it apart in a few months time, and sell the small squares for charity. (I wonder if someone will pay extra to get Rudolf’s nose?)

 

Out of the Mouths of Babes…

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Philosopher Alain de Botton suggests “the pleasure we derive from journey is perhaps more dependent on the mindset with which we travel than on the destination we travel to”.

I quite agree. And I think the conversation I overheard on the train* sums it up very well:

Little Boy (aged about 3): “Mummy, are we going on a journey?”

Mummy: “Yes, a journey”

Little Boy: “We’re going on an adventure!”

*the 8.39 Oxford to Birmingham, for those who like to know these things