Monthly Archives: January 2019

Road Safety, Indian Style

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Not, I think you’ll agree, the most reassuring sign you might encounter whilst driving…

Helpful advice is however at hand, as we found on road trips in India. There were reminders: ‘This is a highway, not a runway’, for example, so ‘Be gentle on my curves’. And to make sure you ‘Reach home in peace not in pieces’, make sure you ‘Peep peep don’t sleep’. (Because of course, ‘If you sleep, your family will weep’). Do drive carefully, as ‘Danger lurks where caution shirks’, and ‘Rash causes crash’. Obviously, don’t drink and drive: ‘After drinking whisky, driving is risky’. And please, please don’t drive too fast. ‘Time is money, but life is precious’, ‘Speed thrills but kills’ and, after all, ‘Better be Mr Late than Late Mr’.

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I guess it can all be summed up in the reminder ‘Drive skilfully, live funfully’.

The wit and humour of these signs got their message across and entertained at the same time. On a trip to Darjeeling and Sikkim, our party voted for our favourite road sign. The women voted for ‘Hurry burry spoils the curry’. The men chose ‘Don’t gossip, let him drive’…

Photographs courtesy of Julian Sale

Two for the Price of One

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(Seen on a high street in Oxford, England)

Two stereotypes, that is.

Now, there have been books and papers and articles on the subject of stereotypes, how prevalent they are, how dangerous they may be, etc, etc. So maybe a better term, suggested by anthropologist Kate Fox, is “defining characteristics”. In her wonderful book “Watching the English” she writes about humour, which, she says, is the English “default mode”. We can’t even switch it off (and for the benefit of my non-English friends – I’ve tried, honest I have).

She writes about pets, too: “it is often said that we treat them like people, but this is not true. Have you seen how we treat people? It would be unthinkable to be so cold and unfriendly to an animal”. (By the way, just in case you’re wondering, she does go on to say that she is exaggerating – a bit. Now is that her English humour, or…?)

Postscript: (For information – after a mild winter so far, it has today turned icy). After finishing this post, your intrepid Travelling Frog, wrapped up in scarf and hat and warm coat, ventured out to the shops. And heard the following conversation:

Customer: “It’s so cold today”

Assistant: “Yes, isn’t it.  There’s a calculated vindictiveness about the English weather”

Customer: “There is. Perhaps we should talk about something else”

Assistant: “But we’re English! That’s what we do. We talk about the weather”

Stereotype number three?!

* an entertaining read as well as hugely informative

Happy New Year!

How did you welcome the New Year? Eating twelve grapes (one on each toll of the midnight bell) in Spain? Making as much noise as you possibly could when the clock struck 12 in France? Smashing chipped glasses or crockery against the front doors of your friends in Denmark? Letting off fireworks at the stroke of midnight in Germany? (as people do elsewhere, of course. But the Germans seem to be the most enthusiastic.) Ringing a bell 108 times at a temple in Japan? In Mexico, giving your friends and family a handful of raw lentils each to ensure good fortune?

Or maybe you decided on an early night, and woke up this morning* to greet what Travelling Frogs hope will be, for all, a joyful, healthy, and fulfilling 2019. Whether this year will take you travelling far or near, or on a personal journey,  this traditional Irish blessing says it all:

May the road rise up to meet you.

May the wind be always at your back.

May the sun shine warm upon your face;

the rains fall soft upon your fields,

and until we meet again

May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

 

*(possibly feeling more alert than the late night revellers?)